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Professor Farnsworth : Tell them I hate them. Colleen : Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat? Professor Farnsworth : Oh, my, yes. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes. Richard Nixon's head : Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendu Fry : Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

Professor Farnsworth : Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head! Professor Farnsworth : Belay that Parcheesi tournament! Professor Farnsworth : Oh, and if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage, their rich, tasty courage.

Professor Farnsworth : Well, it doesn't look like I'll make it inside with the rest of you. But good luck. Just leave me where I drop. Professor Farnsworth : Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out. Leela : Remember, Professor, Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him, right? Professor Farnsworth : Yes, yes, yes. You sound like a broken MP3! Leela : Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?! Professor Farnsworth : No!!!

Professor Farnsworth : Damn it, Mom! No one kills my crew except for me! You're going down. Mom : Oh, please! You wouldn't hit a lady! Professor Farnsworth : I suppose you're right. Though I would do this! Professor Farnsworth-A : Astonishing! I must have created a parallel universe. Professor Farnsworth-1 : Baldercrap! I created your universe. All you created was my fist parallel to your face. Professor Farnsworth : Now, I've often said "good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger.

So when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is. Hermes : Not dangerous at all? Professor Farnsworth : Actually, quite dangerous indeed. Hermes : That is quite dangerous! Professor Farnsworth : Indeed. Now stop shilly-shallying! Prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas! Enema Bot : Warning. The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot. Professor Farnsworth : Do what you young people do to unwind.

Take a joyride in your jalopy. Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick. Professor Farnsworth : Oh yes, madness runs in the family. Some even called me mad. And whyyy? Because I dared to dream of creating my own race of atomic monsters! Atomic Supermen , with octogonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of Professor Farnsworth : This will not stand!

I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos! Bubblegum Tate : You, old man? Sweet Clide, laugh derisively at him. Sweet Clide : Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha-ha-ha! Mildred : What'll you folks have today? Professor Farnsworth : I'll have the soylent green, with a slice of soylent orange, and some soylent coleslaw. Mildred : Pardon? Leela : [whispers] It's the 20th century, Professor. Professor Farnsworth : Oh, right. I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.

Leela : I'll just have a small injection of Fem-a-slim. Mildred : Uh, two chili dogs comin' up. Professor Farnsworth : Aaghh!! You wrecked my dear ship Bessy? I just finished naming her! Professor Farnsworth : I just finished turbo-charging the ship's matter compressor. Fry : What's the matter compressor? Professor Farnsworth : Nothing's the matter, Fry! Now that I've turbo-charged the ship's matter compressor.

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Hermes : No one ever has. Why start now? Professor Farnsworth : Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about. Cubert : No, that's what being a magical ELF is all about. Fry : We've gotta get him back. Cubert : Impossible! No one knows where they take those old geezers. Fry : Nothing is impossible. You'd know that if you really took after the Professor, like I do. Cubert : You're his uncle, dummy. HE takes after YOU. Fry : Uh Cubert : Wait a second.

That means I also take after you! Cubert : Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal. They'll make the ship go faster. Leela : And what's your scientific basis for thinking that? Cubert : I'm From The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki. Jump to: navigation , search.